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SALAM AIDILFITRI BUAT SEMUA..

Salam.. kepada para bloggers dan pembaca setia blog syok sendiri ini. Penulis ingin mengambil kesempatan (No Jose!! I’m not taking any advantage from “that” point of view!) untuk mengucapkan Salam Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir Batin kepada semua dan berharap anda semua akan dapat bersama dengan ahli keluarga yang tersayang dalam keadaan aman dan bahagia. Semoga kita akan terus mendapat keberkatan daripada Tuhan dan moga kita sentiasa di bawah lindunganNya. Ikhlas, HESMEL FAZNEE FAISAL

A LAVISH LIFESTYLE OF THE OPPOSITION LEADER IN AN OPPOSITION RULED STATE

By – Hesmel Faznee Faisal
Salam, to fellow bloggers and other readers!
Before you jump to any conclusion, kindly have a second look at the title above numerous times as possible!
This writer had just found out from here that a former Menteri Besar for “a now Opposition ruled state” will be called to be present at the MACC office to assist on an investigation in view of his palatial mansion, which was said to be bigger than the former Prime Minister's house in Seri Kembangan. We pray and hope that we won't found the former MB lying dead on the ground floor of the Plaza Masalam building shortly after that (It was a poor attempted joke, Jose!)!
Apparently, the cost of his house was nearly the same as the price of 2-4 blocks of shop houses in Bangsar and this has raised eyebrows for many.
Even the former Prime Minister (Stop making reference to the recent retired Prime Minister, Jose!) feels skeptical after the  MB claimed the cost  of building his mansion was only RM3 million!
Surel…

BENGAWAN SOLO DI SAAT GENTING..

Imej
Oleh - Hesmel Faznee Faisal
Salam, kepada para bloggers dan pembaca setia blog ini.
Nampaknya, rakyat Indonesia masih belum berpuas hati dengan Malaysia. Perlulah ditekankan di sini ialah masalah tersebut tiada kena mengena antara kerajaan Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono dan kerajaan Mohd Najib Razak. Dan percayalah, penulis tidak berpendapat bahawa kerajaan Indonesia ingin menganyang Malaysia seperti dahulu (Don't you read the history books, Jose!?)
Merujuk kepada cerita di sini, apakah perlu keganasan ini berlaku? Pokok persoalannya ialah siapakah yang mencetuskan konflik ini? Penulis yakin, jika tiada angin masakan pokok boleh bergoyang!
Apakah mereka sedar, sebenarnya mereka itu yang sepatutnya dihalau keluar dari Malaysia? Tidakkah mereka lupa bahawa merekalah pencetus utama kepada semua masalah sosial, ekonomi mahupun jenayah di Malaysia. Sepatutnya, mereka harus bersyukur, rakyat Malaysia tidak mengemukakan slogan "Nyah Indon dari bumi Malaysia" kerana penulis yakin dan past…

WHAT IS THERE IN A NAME?

by - Hesmel Faznee Faisal

This writer is having a good laugh after reading a news report on the trademark battle between a small and unknown curry house with a giant and international fast food restaurant, that took place in the local court here, in Malaysia.

Anyone who read about it could laugh in stitches to found out that the winner was the former and not the latter.

To add wound to the salt, the fast food restaurant was ordered by the court to pay a certain amount to the former in term of legal charges.

This is definitely a good example of a David and Goliath tussle where in the end; the gigantic Goliath was defeated by David with a catapult!

Obviously, everyone has the right to choose whatever names they wanted to but in this case, the gigantic company had accused the curry house as plagiarism simply because they used the word Mc in the name of the restaurant.

The court had also decided that the fast food restaurant does not have any privilege to stop others from using the word Mc simp…

ANTARA GAJI RM800 SEORANG AMAH DAN PENUNTUT UNIVERSITI

Sejak kebelakangan ini, jiran sebelah (No, Jose! I’m not referring to that annoying little Island!) Malaysia sering menimbulkan Masalah buat penduduk Malaysia ini.

Sebelum ini, kecoh isu lagu kebangsaan kita yang telah dituduh sebagai menciplak lagu yang berasal dari negara mereka. Kemudian, timbul pula isu kebudayaan kita ini yang menurut mereka adalah berasal dari negara mereka.

Secara hakikatnya, tiada satu pun budaya yang boleh dikatakan asli. Jika dilihat pada sejarah, kesemua budaya ini sebenarnya berasal daripada ritual sesuatu kaum, yang mana lama kelamaan ianya telah diperhalusi dan terus menjadi satu budaya amalan, baik dalam bentuk kebudayaan mahupun keagamaan.

Terbaru, mereka (The Indonesians, mind you!) telah menuntut supaya gaji minimum pembantu rumah dari Indonesia ini dinaikkan kepada RM800 sebulan!

Selain daripada itu, mereka juga menuntut supaya pekerja tersebut diberikan keistimewaan untuk memegang passport sendiri (Jose, this is like giving away your faith to another …

BUDAK HITAM YANG TAK AKAN BALIK...

Oleh - Hesmel Faznee Faisal

Salam, kepada para bloggers dan satu-satunya pembaca setia blog syok sendiri ini.

Penulis sering teringat semasa kecil satu lagu yang agak terkenal. Antara baitnya adalah seperti berikut;

“Sepuluh budak hitam, main-main kolam, satu jatuh kolam, tinggallah Sembilan..”

Yang menariknya, budak hitam itu tak pergi ke mana-mana pun, sebaliknya mereka menuju ke Malaysia. Pelik bukan?

Penulis ingin menarik perhatian mereka yang sudi membaca blog syok sendiri ini. Menurut Duta Senegal ke Malaysia, TYT Abdul Kader Pierre Fall (Jose, don’t get yourself too excited, he’s not related to that actor, ok!) punca globalisasi telah memungkinkan ramai penduduk dari Afrika ini datang mencuba nasib di Malaysia.

Dengan kebolehan di dalam bidang masing-masing, mereka datang ke Malaysia mencuba nasib, baik secara halal mahupun haram!

Kepada mereka yang mencuba mencari rezeki secara halal, selamat datang. Kepada yang datang ke Malaysia melakukan perkara haram, haram jadah betul!

Penulis me…

31 AUGUST 2009, THE TRUE MEANING OF MERDEKA CELEBRATION

by - Hesmel Faznee Faisal

Salam to fellow bloggers and to the only loyal reader of this self proclaimed blog.

Malaysia have celebrated her 52nd Independence with the most modest celebration, yesterday (Jose, this self proclaim writing was written a day after the celebration!).

After all the fanfare and the fireworks that Malaysians have seen and enjoyed for the last 52 years, the Government had this year decided to make the 2009 Merdeka celebration the simplest and the lowest key ever.

The reason being was not because our Government under the leadership of Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak, is less patriotic but it was done in order to avoid and to confine the spread of the H1N1 virus, which have seen 67 Malaysians died from the epidermic.

There was not an issue at all. Everyone was happy. Even some of the opposition members was seen smiling (Jose, I saw it in the news!) after the ceremony which lasted only 45 minutes, ends.

This writer believes that the Government should continue with …